Top 9 phrases each woman uses during shopping
1. Do you have the same one in a different color?
This is metallic and I need marengo.
2. What do you want from me? I’m a girl!
So sorry, my feminist sisters, but that’s some strong reasoning.
3. How do I look?
To be completely honest, women don’t even know the right answer themselves. But if you fell in that trap, my friend, I sincerely doubt you’ll get out alive.
4. Does this dress make me look fat?
Just always remember what Ross from “Friends” taught us: “You never look. You just answer, it's like a reflex. Do I look fat? No!”
5. Just five minutes!
But time’s pretty unstable substance and time continuum is unknown and mysterious.
6. I don’t need your help. I can deal with it.
We totally can with CheckonBuy app. But does it count as cheating?
7. These shoes go with everything!
Well, why else would they cost so much?
8. It’s not a bag, it’s an investment.
This line doesn’t only emphasize a great taste, but also quite impressive economic acumen.
9. I actually wear 8,5, but hey, I can totally handle it.
Minute of silence for another pair of feet.