The concentration of creativity and free spirit in our blood cells is probably never as high as during Halloween. It’s that one short day (actually mostly night) of the year when we can turn into whoever in the world our heart freaking desires. Let’s face the truth, if Google was a person his brain would explode from all the “Last minute DIY Halloween costume” searches most of us are totally guilty of.
Celebrities can’t afford such luxury. They spent weeks, sometimes even month planning out the mesmerizing masterpiece they are going to amaze the whole wide world with this year. And you know what? It absolutely effing pays off. Take a look yourself!
Making a decent first impression is probably a paragraph they put in a bucket list as something you should achieve at least once in a lifetime. From your very first middle school dance to the first time you show up at a new workplace –it’s a tough combination of being completely stressed out and concentrating all the goddamn energy you have to be cool. Or for it’s worth just seem like one. Now imagine that instead of your classmates or coworkers your debut is witnessed by, well, a whole wide world.
Celebs in this list below didn’t reach a lot of fashion success in their attempts of fabulous first impression, but as time went by caterpillars turned to butterflies and now it’s impossible to connect our current beauty icons with their reckless fetus versions. Can we please also borrow their Fairy Godmothers?
The most substantial fear of any artistic individual is to get lost in the crowd. Nope, I don’t mean that “Fall out Boy” concert in 2007 or annual Black Friday madness. Most celebrities would go for pretty much anything to express their very own extraordinary nature and stand out. Well, sometimes in a quite ridiculous way.
The true meaning of these strange tattoos is most definitely known only to their proud owners, but I’m still going to make some bizarre crazy assumptions, as there’s no force in the world to truly comprehend this logic. Or wait, is that a challenge?
Nobody will accuse us in exaggeration if we’ll state that our entire world is obsessed with Adele. She was named the most successful singer in the history of music and broke all the records, winning a tremendous number of awards. Jennifer Lawrence called Ms. Adkins “a gift, an international treasure” and we couldn’t agree more.
Although her brilliant music never gets old and from “Hometown Glory” to “Send my love” there’s never been anything more relatable to your sentimental soul, sometimes you occasionally spot pictures of fetus Adele at the very beginning of her career and the only thing you can say is “What?!” (exclusively in her signature British accent).
We witnessed the rise of a legend. And as precipitously did evolve her style.
New century hit almost 20 years ago. Yes, let it sink in and get out of your system. Unfortunately realizing the amount of time that went by isn’t the most painful thing you have to do, concerning the subject.
The reason you don’t want to see your photos from that Britney concert any more, the reason it physically hurts to watch movies from those years, the reason you are avoiding any resemblance of fetus Taylor Swift and Kim K. You made a huge effort to substitute that decade and only refer to it as trendy “nineties” from the very first episode of “Friends” to the very last episode of “Pretty Little Liars”.
But now it’s time to face your enemy. And remind yourself why it truly is one.
Imagine if Carrie Bradshaw would team up with Lady Gaga and mentally unstable elves. No need to point out the level of ridiculousness, but give it a shot, we believe in you. Now imagine the final product of their collective talents, fetishes, weirdness and creativity.
People still technically call it footwear, but they obviously so SHOEdn’t be existing in a normal world. Sounds fictional? Take a look to make sure!
Stability is the sign of excellence. Although sometimes it’s the worst thing that can happen to you, especially if we are talking about style. These celebrities mastered the art of fashion stability and seem pretty proud about it. Should we tell them it’s actually something to be ashamed of?
Remove wrinkles, create thigh gap, smooth out skin – any imperfections a famous person may possibly have immediately become something worth insuring for millions of bucks. No classic magic wand, just a regular 21st century photoshop tricks. Yet sometimes it turns into nothing but crossing a big fat line.
Don’t trust all those magazine covers and ad campaigns – being celebrity is really tough. How do they manage to look perfect 24/7? What makes those looks so flawless?
Reconsider plastic surgery and cut them a slack – everybody deserves a little secret.