If you’re still finishing your Thanksgiving leftover sandwich take this message as a wake up call – go get your loved ones some kickass holiday gifts because Christmas reindeer are already on their way! (Unless your loved one is Mariah Carey – she’ll be fine with just the fact of your existence:) That makes New Year’s pretty close as well. Every year we make those sophisticated resolutions and – let’s face it – there wasn’t really a time we completely succeed.
So here’s a practical idea – instead of learning how to play a harp, operate a plane or chronologically memorize the entire cast of “Grey’s Anatomy” you can make sure that past stays in past. Forget old boyfriends, we mean cloth. Looks. Trends. Items and combinations people in future would never in the world want to see again. Relax, we got the list covered, just follow it and your style would be safely transformed to 2017.
Making a decent first impression is probably a paragraph they put in a bucket list as something you should achieve at least once in a lifetime. From your very first middle school dance to the first time you show up at a new workplace –it’s a tough combination of being completely stressed out and concentrating all the goddamn energy you have to be cool. Or for it’s worth just seem like one. Now imagine that instead of your classmates or coworkers your debut is witnessed by, well, a whole wide world.
Celebs in this list below didn’t reach a lot of fashion success in their attempts of fabulous first impression, but as time went by caterpillars turned to butterflies and now it’s impossible to connect our current beauty icons with their reckless fetus versions. Can we please also borrow their Fairy Godmothers?
Nobody will accuse us in exaggeration if we’ll state that our entire world is obsessed with Adele. She was named the most successful singer in the history of music and broke all the records, winning a tremendous number of awards. Jennifer Lawrence called Ms. Adkins “a gift, an international treasure” and we couldn’t agree more.
Although her brilliant music never gets old and from “Hometown Glory” to “Send my love” there’s never been anything more relatable to your sentimental soul, sometimes you occasionally spot pictures of fetus Adele at the very beginning of her career and the only thing you can say is “What?!” (exclusively in her signature British accent).
We witnessed the rise of a legend. And as precipitously did evolve her style.
Imagine perfect world. Alright, all the free pizza and celebrity stalking besides. Our reality would be nothing but pure perfection; therefore concept of bad fashion sense would disappear as fast as TV cliffhangers without immediate plot resolution. We like to think that in this case scenario all the horrible anti-fashion items that simply can’t be existing in our utopia world would be stocked and locked into one dark, damp old wardrobe somewhere very far from anything living.
Now don’t tell me you wouldn’t want to at least have a peek at that forbidden fruit, Indiana Jones of fashion world. Liar, liar, pants on fire! Or, actually, if you don’t want your favorite pants to really be on fire – here is something to stay away from.
Acting is a very personal process. It has to do with expressing your own personality and discovering the … blah blah blah. “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn”
Sometimes the reason we selflessly fell in love with movies has nothing to do with a hypothetical genius of its director. Everything is much simpler. We fall for pretty little pieces of fabric. Especially mesmerizing ones scar us for life, leaving with an unsatisfied urge to find if not the exact replica than something definitely as perfect.
Here we have a loud tribute to love. True gown love.
They are a substantiated form of superheroes. But has great fashion sense ever been listed in the superpower section? If it did, life would take a really surprising turn of events for Victoria Beckham.
Anyway, we are going to prove that Olympians' relationship with style has been truly underestimated for years. You can still have great relationship while in divorce, right?
New century hit almost 20 years ago. Yes, let it sink in and get out of your system. Unfortunately realizing the amount of time that went by isn’t the most painful thing you have to do, concerning the subject.
The reason you don’t want to see your photos from that Britney concert any more, the reason it physically hurts to watch movies from those years, the reason you are avoiding any resemblance of fetus Taylor Swift and Kim K. You made a huge effort to substitute that decade and only refer to it as trendy “nineties” from the very first episode of “Friends” to the very last episode of “Pretty Little Liars”.
But now it’s time to face your enemy. And remind yourself why it truly is one.
What goes around comes back around and we are not just quoting another Beyoncé song. Fashion is cyclical and this fact doesn’t surprise anybody, however the epic comeback of all the hot trends totally does. Especially if those take a trip from your childhood.
So chokers and Pokémons are already here. What else to expect, considering that an ongoing tendency? Here are few presumable suggestions. Some of them look ridiculously crazy, but we know you’re guilty.
Imagine if Carrie Bradshaw would team up with Lady Gaga and mentally unstable elves. No need to point out the level of ridiculousness, but give it a shot, we believe in you. Now imagine the final product of their collective talents, fetishes, weirdness and creativity.
People still technically call it footwear, but they obviously so SHOEdn’t be existing in a normal world. Sounds fictional? Take a look to make sure!
If they would somehow invent a time-machine and allow free travels, people who come to visit from the beginning of 1900’s would be absolutely surprised or should I say, disturbed, by the experience of modern beaches. Afternoon cocktails sure are quite a picture, but it’s absolutely nothing compared to the variety and concentration of naked body parts that are revealed to sun, plus everybody else who’s around.
“How else would you tan?” – you ask. Oh, darling, you can’t even imagine. Just follow my lead through history. Your great grandma would be proud.