Imagine if Carrie Bradshaw would team up with Lady Gaga and mentally unstable elves. No need to point out the level of ridiculousness, but give it a shot, we believe in you. Now imagine the final product of their collective talents, fetishes, weirdness and creativity.
People still technically call it footwear, but they obviously so SHOEdn’t be existing in a normal world. Sounds fictional? Take a look to make sure!