If they would somehow invent a time-machine and allow free travels, people who come to visit from the beginning of 1900’s would be absolutely surprised or should I say, disturbed, by the experience of modern beaches. Afternoon cocktails sure are quite a picture, but it’s absolutely nothing compared to the variety and concentration of naked body parts that are revealed to sun, plus everybody else who’s around.
“How else would you tan?” – you ask. Oh, darling, you can’t even imagine. Just follow my lead through history. Your great grandma would be proud.